He suddenly wished he had stayed at home..
I am a police officer in the UK. One night a few years back, I get called to a male trying to kick in the front door of a house. On arrival, he is sitting in the porch , drunk as a skunk and having lost control of his bladder. Apart from that he is no problem and no damage to the front door. On go my gloves and I ask him for ID. He struggles to his feet and puts his hand in his jeans pocket. He pulls out something and says "can you hold this whilst I get my wallet from under it?"He places a big bag of cocaine in my hand. The drunken realisation of what he had just given to me was priceless..
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