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An Internationsl Incident

I pulled this guy over for speeding. The partner I was working with was a real joker, like me. I mean, we had FUN working together. I give him the "watch this" signal. He pays attention to my side of the car. I say, "Good evening Mr. Orifice, why were you speeding?" He replies, "Its not orifice...its ORIFEECAAAAY (with a French accent)" I lost it. So when I went to give him the ticket, I couldn't resist. "Here you go, Mr. Orifice" "It's ORIFEECAAAAY." Whatever; sign here...
submitted 01.09.08

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