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One of my FTO officers (trains new cops in patrol) came into dispatch, where I work, looking completely disgusted. "Look at this!" He said pointing to a long silvery streak on his dark blue uniform pants, running from the cuff to mid-thigh. "Do I want to know what that is?" I asked. "My trainee, took so long to write this guy a speeding ticket, that while I was standing on the curb waiting, I noticed a snail had crawled up my leg. A snail!" Needless to say that guy didn't make it off of break in. Perhaps if he'd offered to pay the dry cleaning bill...
submitted 09.12.07

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