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When I worked the field some years ago, my wife would always complain that I smelled like a dead body when I got home. "Hi honey, I'm home!" The weary police officer said as he walked into the front door. "Dude, you stink, go take your clothes off out in the garage and take a shower!" His wife replied. We're a long way from Mayberry.
submitted 09.06.07

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