I ran a call of a death investigation. We have to go and just make sure that the dearly departed was not the victim of foul play. Unbeknownst to me, the paramedics had already looked him over and all was okay (as okay as you can be when the EKG reads 0 - 0 - 0 that is).
So I walk in to the room, and the medics had positioned this person so that he was--shall we say, giving me the bird? I guess early rigor mortis allows you to "position" the body as you wish. Okay I admit I laughed out loud. And made another note in my "why I don't like firemen" book. See ya.
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