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Big Fat Turkey



“Working a slow graveyard shift up in the mountains. I stopped a car where I thought the occupant may have been in possession of a gun. So I called for another deputy. Soon after, I heard my partner answer up on the radio and began to respond. Well, he just around the corner from me when I heard him on the radio say, " I copy, show me enroute, ahh F*ck!!!!" and then dead silence over the radio. My heart stopped and all I could do is guess and speculate what could have possibly happened to him. A carwreck? god forbid an ambush? what could it have been... The dispatcher quickly got on the radio and asked "4-2, are you code 4?" at that point I knew that every cop in the County was in suspense, waiting... everything was put on hold... My partner replied back he was out of breath and you could hear the lingering fear in his voice. He stuttered "affirm, I am... code 4, I thought... I hit a animal,.. but I... did'nt..." No cop in the County knew what he was talking about, all we knew was that he was ok. He assisted me on my car stop, but the entire time he was distracted and had appeared as if he had a near death experience or had seen a ghost. After clearing the stop, he told me what he had seen and then drove me to where it happened. Mountain kids get pretty bored and... creative in the winter. Several kids contructed several over sized cardboard cut-outs of real looking animals, cats, dogs, coyotes and conviently placed them all over the mountain roads. They propped them up on sticks and tied ropes to them as they hid behind trees or ditches. As my partner drove by they yanked the rope making it appear as if it was moving. I feel it is appropriate to accurately describe the exact demimsions and "size" of certain body parts on the card board animal my partner hit. The genitalia on the cat/coyote was approximately 16"... As I stood over the cut out I could not stop from laughing, and laughing and luaghing at my partner....and the situation. He was bitter and was not amused...He spent that last 3 hours of the shift tracking down the kids....he was succesful. In my book the kids should get a "get out of jail" free card due to their great creativity...”
submitted 05.21.09
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"LOVE?!?!"


I pulled over a little silver car about a month ago. The girl gave me her license and registration and proof of insurance. She told me that i was HOTT and i said thanks. i asked her if she had had anything to drink tonight she said yes i said what she said that she had 2 long neck orange crushes i asked her what that was she said soda. i pull her out of the car when i asked her if i could search her car for weapons and drugs. i called for some much needed assistance when an unnecessary tap on m ...
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Dumb guy arrested twice for DUI in 1 night


I work in a pretty busy county for the Sheriff's Office. as well as given a later day to appear in court. cHowever due to oe His vehicle was impounded since it is our standard procedure.er ounties with a lot of crime, our county jail faces over crowding and often times the crimminals lodged get released early. We work 12 hr shifts and I work on the weekend night shift from 6pm to 6am. So one busy Saturday night around 11 pm one of our deputies stopped a guy that was driving crazy and ended ...
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Clowning around


On a sunday afternoon I was dispatched to a residential area for a report of a disturbance in which someone was beating the windows out of a vehicle. As I arrived I saw what looked like Ronald Mcdonald slinging a louisville slugger on a vehicle in this driveway. I mean red hair, blue nose, makeup and size 42 shoes. When "Ronald" saw my unit he dropped the bat and began to run. I got out of my unit and looked around like it was a joke, thinking I was being punked. I soon realized by the loo ...
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Coffee


From: http://www.radiantfury.com There are times I see something that will trigger a memory from years past. It falls on me like a ton of bricks, and brings me back to that time and place. I guess the worst part of it, is that it happens when I least expect it. I zone out to the world around me, and in my mind, relive what I had done before. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t lose sleep over any of this, and I function just fine in public, in relationships, and so on. I actually find it comical mos ...
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